Cloak the Captain

To put a condom on one's penis.

Hangon, baby, let me just cloak the captain...

by Gradient January 22, 2005

cloak

To have sex, or to fuck. In the context of the vagina's ability to envelope, engulf or cover the penis like a piece of clothing. Perhaps a term originating from Canada.

1. The man's penis penetrates the vagina, while the woman's vagina cloaks the penis.
2. "She's the best cloak I ever had."

by eto May 12, 2008

Cloaked

When someone trys to undermine you and do so giving the impression that they are trying to help. Cloaker

She just cloaked me.

by Moncheri64 October 8, 2008

Kirito-cloaker

A player in Deepwoken (a roblox game) who wears a cloak resembling Kirito's.

"GUYS LOOK! THE KIRITO-CLOAKER IS GONNA GANK US!"

by MilkMafiaMember February 6, 2022

cloak fucker

someone who either dresses up in a cloak and jacks off, has sex in it, or literally fucks a colak

hey Charles, that cloak you have in your room has some dried up cum stains on it, are you a cloak fucker????

by doodash February 21, 2009

Cloaked Star

I am Cloaked Star.
They are cloaked star.
Cloaked Star is one.
Cloaked Star is Unity
Cloaked Star is Oblivion and Creation

You cannot defeat Cloaked Star
Cloaked Star is evreywhere
Evreywhen

by uosghouhas April 27, 2017

clonky

a liquid that still has chunks or "clonks" in it.

The frozen banana didn't get smushed in the smoothie, it's too clonky to drink.

by Joe the ghost November 5, 2020