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Clived

Fucked over by a smelly cunted vagine head
I've been clived
by Doggydog17 August 24, 2016
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Clive

To be a complete dick to women. These people using consider themselves as a main character,while they not.
Person 1: Women are nothing but baby makers

Person 2: You such a Clive right now

Person 3: His Clivin' right now
by THE_DISABLED_KID January 11, 2022
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flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire
Did you see that flaming Clive!!
by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019
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Clive

Clive will definitely shank you up with his dodgy mohawk hair. He also will randomly walk into your classroom for no apparent reason..
"Yo did you see that fight earlier?!"
"Yeah it was pretty sh-"
Clive ; "someone call?"
by penisluvr69 January 25, 2021
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Dirty Clive

My Step-son is a dirty little prick. He took a shit onto Xmas paper, wrapped it and added a card with my youngest sons’ name on it. Did the proper ‘dirty Clive’ on him.
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Cliveing

The act of walking or wandering aimlessly, often disrupting operations and activities. Named for Clive, who often engaged in this activity.
He was cliveing around, entering other classrooms and drawing laughs from students.

"He's just cliveing around," said the teacher.
by Pony King August 30, 2023
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Hot Clive

The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.

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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?

Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
by Hot Clive September 27, 2020
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