climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.

I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.

by Lizardfish69420 February 11, 2023

Frisbee climatic

Smooth flying excitement

Wow that sex was frisbee climatic

by Lonely trucker November 13, 2017

climate sex

Sex outside of a controlled environment. Somewhere that has no environmental luxuries like heat or air conditioning.

Nina: Im meeting sam to have climate sex

Dana: Climate sex?

Nina: Sex outside!

by SexGoddessJathena December 15, 2017

How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.

Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

climatic event

When your body shatters into a million electrifying pieces from an orgasm.

After that climatic event, I will definitely see him again.

by NRead July 2, 2016

Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.

CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming

by xythras September 3, 2024

climate-paralyzed

If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.

"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.

by felex December 12, 2022