The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011

Claude

Claude is the main character of Grand Theft Auto III, a video game made by Rockstar Games in 2001. A silent protagonist, he doesn't say a word and just does as he's told. He was first seen in 1992, running an illegal racing ring in San Andreas. After he loses the garage to Carl Johnson, he moves to Liberty City with his girlfriend, Catalina. While robbing a bank in 2001, Claude is betrayed and shot in the face by Catalina, leaving him to be arrested. While being taken to jail, the Callahan Bridge is destroyed by a bomb set by the Colombian Cartel, allowing Claude and a fellow inmate known as 8-Ball to escape. After finding a hideout and getting situated in the city, Claude swears to get his revenge on Catalina.

Claude. A character so badass, he doesn't need to speak to get his point across.

by Some guy on UD August 28, 2020

Claude

A total shit-head with two thirds of his tiny dick shoved in his personality.
Will probably manipulate you and leave you cos he toxic as fuck, but then comes back like he's an obsessed bitch.

"My boyfriend left me even though I did nothing wrong!"
"Sheesh, sounds like a Claude to me."

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE March 10, 2022

Claude

the mute lad from gta3 and san andreas innit

"..." -claude
"*cough*" -claude
"..." "dude you're such a claude"

by MethAndGatorade July 9, 2019

Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021

Claud

A femboy from Somalia. He is a hated member and moderator in YB Cord.

Gappy: Claud's a bitch

by HoesLuvGappy April 21, 2024

Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.

Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.

by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025