A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.
Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.
by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010
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#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.
#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"
#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"
#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"
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A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun
Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"
Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"
Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"
by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017
Get the sunset clapper mug.One of the most depressing chapters of the most depressing manga ever. Everyone cried after reading this and thinks Ymir smiling in the end is sus. You use this word when you're really sad that you can't even fell anything.
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Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'
by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003
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"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 12, 2011
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