Cigarette Grandma

That grandma that is on one certain end of the grandma stereotypes.

The one that smokes constantly, gambles, could probably beat your ass, yet is still somehow a loving grandma. (Some are known to be wrestlers, too)

My cigarette grandma threatened to beat my ass if I didn't buy her a new pack of cigs so she wouldn't have to leave her slots.

by Goku Freeman April 13, 2007

cigarette

Part of the official Breakfast of Champions™

The other part is coffee

by NINny June 30, 2003

cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.

Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!

by Dave June 20, 2004

bubblegum cigarettes

really awsome bubblegum. comes in a package that looks like cigarettes and even wrapped in paper to make it look like a cigarette. if you blow on them, sugar "smoke" comes out and it looks like you're smoking. probably the best fucking thing ever next to big league chew.

bubblegum cigarettes are about as addicting as regular cigarettes

by MELISSAAAAA July 28, 2006

cigarillo

Small cigar which can be the size of a cigarette to almost the size of a cigar. They're smoked like a cigar but take about the same amount of time to smoke as a cigarette and don't fuck up your lungs. They also taste a shitload better. So anyone who bashes them has no idea what they're talking about. Also, blunts are for re-rolling, not cigarillos. Long live the cigarillo.

Bob: Eh you got a cigarillo?
Ed: What are you gay? Have a cigarette like a real man.
Bob: (Pulls out glock and pistol whips Ed, lights up a cigarette, and forces him to inhale it at gunpoint. Screams YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU BITCH!!!! SUCK ON IT!!! SUCK ON IT!!!!! He does this for every cigarette Ed has on him until he is in a coughing fit and ready to pass out. He buys a pack of cigarillos, smokes one and shares one with Ed. He says isn't that better?)
Ed: {whimper} y-yeess
Bob: CIGARILLOS! {Empties mag into the air}

by Da Mack Dizzle February 16, 2007

cignature

an image or initial made by the end of a cigarette such as BOB or a derpy face

Jimmy left his cignature outside the trainstation

by Markruvikbluntman December 18, 2015

Cigar-B-Q

The manliest form of social gathering consisting of BBQ and cigars, many may try... but only few may have a real Cigar-B-Q.

"Hey, we have all this meat and cigars, lets have a Cigar-B-Q!"

by TCREAV September 6, 2011