chuffbox

Vagina.fanny,minge,muff etc

Susan removed her knickers to expose her chuffbox.

by Jonathan Howard January 9, 2006

chufty plug

A Tampon, a cotton mouse used to block the river of red

"Yo Barry, how far you get with Sharron last night?"
"I did her in her shitter, there was a chufty plug up her gash"

by Mister Steve January 15, 2007

Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

by Josh22 January 19, 2009

Chuff

Polite euphemism used to replace a popular expletive, the exact meaning varies depending on context. Handy for use in workplaces where the management are uptight squares who stifle free speech.

That chuffing customer is a clueless chuffer who doesn't know what the chuff he's on about.

by Raki July 19, 2006

up the chuff

up the bottom (like what gay men do)

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

by Jenkins Warsteiner June 16, 2007

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

cuffy

The illest nigga alive

wow i dont understand why that cuffy kid is so abap

by Shanx? March 12, 2008