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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022
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Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022
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Chromebooks

Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.
I fucking hate these Chromebooks I can’t even use ChatGPT on them, FUCK!!
by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025
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The Chromebook Challenge

a viral tiktok trend that encourages braindead students to stick a paperclip or pencils into a chromebook port, causing a short circuit and possibly a fire. some schools had to evacuate and some have even been charged.
person 1, im gonna stick some pencils into my chromebook port. what could possibly go wrong
me - what?
person 1 - *sticks pencils and paper clips into the port*
*chromebook explodes and bursts into flame*
*school burns down
fbi - wheres person 1
*person 1 gets arrested*
me - bruh, thats the chromebook challenge, whats wrong with you
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Chromebook

A Chromebook where you watch porn and have sex with your gf
;Chromebook : how is it going; : dude penis
by Bernie gaga gaga March 14, 2018
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