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chromebook

an overpriced piece of tech that can do nothing
my chromebook is so shit that i cannot play any game on here
by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
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chromebook

a laptop that should not have been invented
this chromebook is so shit
worst computer i have used in my life
by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
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Chromebook

๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ตie ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: A type of laptop that runs on ChromeOS and relies on cloud-based applications and storage (note: non-school ones have the option to run Android apps and games on it). Due to this, most Chromebooks have underpowered specs, and they are usually built on the lighter and sleeker side. Though surprisingly, there are chromebooks that have beefy specs and can cost up to $1200; believe it or not there are quite a few people who are in the market for it.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.
Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
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Chromebook Challenge

Dumb TikTok Challenge wear students take out bunch of lead and then stick it in the USB port which cause a short circuit or fire.
Student 1: Wanna record me doing the Chromebook Challenge?
Student 2: Okay!
by Random type shi June 13, 2025
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Chromebook

Piece of shit computer that is somehow slower than my Macintosh II from 1987. Takes forever to load my assignments, then the school puts spyware on it that also slows it down. They lock down your account so you canโ€™t make it any faster. Finally, they rob you of your storage space. Google must have some kind of deal to sell these piece of crap computers to the schools.
David: Why the fuck are my assignments not loading.

Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*
by JannRickles February 2, 2026
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Chromebook Cake

The act of taking a shit on a Chromebook and spreading it around like frosting on the top.
Hello jake, me and jack are going to go make Chromebook cakes.
by Giovanni Enzorato March 4, 2026
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chromebookiest

When something (or someone) is very comparable to the most reputable brand of something. could also be used to ship a couple.
Nahhh, MacBook!! Youโ€™re the chromebookiest!!!!!

Awww! you guys are the chromebookiest!!! :)
by gabrielistic October 31, 2025
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