mop chomper

A man who chomps on the mop. Or in simple terms, eats vagina. A more colloquial version would be, rug muncher. Both mop chomping and rug munching are the act of eating out the vagina.

"I walked in on eric eating out liza, what a mop chomper."

"Eric's breath smells like fish, he must have been mop chomping all of last night." (mop chomper)

"That's not what your mom said when i was mop chomping her last night" (mop chomper)

by mop chomper August 9, 2009

cheapy chomper

1: A frugal misanthropist

2: An overly economical person, often at the expense of their own interests

Give us a quid you cheapy chomper.

by My May 9, 2003

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

poo chomper

A person/persons who like to growt out, or lick others anus, then proceeding to eat the feasies that is inside, or comes out.

Later that night, the man became part of the club of poo chompers

by john August 3, 2003

nigger chomper

this is when some one has given a bj too a black person =

omg shes such a nigger chomper imgonnabitchtyoassnigga

by emzie may November 2, 2008

Cherry Chomper

After popping a girls Cherry and the torn hymen falls out, the man eats the girls hymen

"Dude that virgin at the party last night, Yeah i gave her a Cherry Chomper!"

by Dudeeer August 26, 2008

chewy chode chomper

someone who chomps chode

how much chewy chode could a chewy chode chomper chomp if a chewy chode chomper could chomp chode?

by i chomped the chode September 5, 2010