mein kampfy chair

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.

Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Bewilderment Chair

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.

"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"

by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010

Chair God

Do not anger him, he will hit you with a chair!

User1: you suck!
Chair God: **throws burning chair**

by Someone on discord June 4, 2017

chair snipe

When you’re drunk and throw a chair at a party

Bro Jack White chair sniped that bitch so hard at the party last night.

by jackwhiteChairSniper November 21, 2017

Chair gang by god

Just some boys trying to sit in some chairs by god

Chair gang by god

by Chair gang by god September 14, 2019

Chairjob

A sexual act involving you, a backless chair, and an ass.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.

"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."

by Achernar April 28, 2020

School Chairs

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.

Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020