Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!
by SassyTerrier February 22, 2021
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Chia Chocha

Noun

1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.

Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."
by billebllunt December 12, 2013
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Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.
by SpottedTampon69 November 21, 2015
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Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
by Kwabs4Real January 14, 2025
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Chia bich

Is what you call a exesive amount of pubic hair so bad you can't stick your dick into the vagina.
Gary I tell you don't fuck Sofia she is a Chia bich.
by PaspaVito May 08, 2018
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national chia day

April 11th, a national day of love for chia. Chia seeds, things baked with chia, people named chia, anything related to chia
Happy National Chia Day, Michelle!”
by Garrett Pullman April 11, 2023
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Chia Jen

A weird girl, always very attractive and kind, she’ll be your listening ear and is a very good friend. Extremly sweet, it’s not hard for her to capture hearts ;)
“she’s such a good friend, i’m never letting go of Chia Jen”
by HumansGalore April 20, 2019
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