Chevrolet Corvette

Mode of Transportation for middle - aged American Men wearing baseballcaps and poloshirts currently going through a phase known as a midd - life Crisis.

Guy1: Have you heard? Rogger just bought a Chevrolet Corvette!
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?

by RiguRagu November 22, 2018

Chevrolegs

When a dejenerate with no car or transport is left to his/her own devices.

Hey did you see Chris on the road the other day?
Yeah he was on his Chevrolegs
Trying to hitchhike

What a loser

What kinda horse power ya got in those Chevrolegs?

by Wellhung217 January 8, 2014

Chevrolet Blazer

A long running, once popular Sport Utility Vehicle produced by Chevrolet. The Chevy Blazer enjoyed much success alongside the Ford Explorer and also Dodge's early attempts to cater to the outdoor enthusiasts that wished for a comfortable, multi-passenger off road capable vehicle. Throughout it's life span, the Chevrolet Blazer endured many style changes and upgrades. Unfortunately for the willing and naive American public, (myself being one, twice!) Chevrolet just stopped caring about quality parts and dependable automobiles 15 years ago and began outsourcing their plants to Mexico and other countries, so as to avoid the "mafioso" tactics of the UAW (Union of Auto Workers). Chevy notably relied on their "All American" attitude in the past, and tries to continue suckering the American public to this day into buying shit, defunct quality automobiles, such as their Blazer model. The Chevy Blazer roughly lasts 100,000 miles and then it begins to literally fall apart at the seams. Even religious drivers that spend money on fluid flushes and extra maintenance during routine oil changes are victimized by the gas guzzling, money sinking Chevy Blazer, and General Motors obviously couldn't be happier. Of course, GM isn't the only person at fault in all of the Blazer's catastrophies, the UAW with it's selfish business demands and continued hiring of lazy, unmotivated, bottom feeding ex convicts is mostly to blame, for their uncaring attitude clearly shows in their production element. The Chevrolet Blazer may go down as one of the worst built, cheaply manufactured automobiles in history. Great sympathy should be given to the poor, gullible souls stranded out on those American highways in subzero weather trying to locate a tow truck for their worthless, already broke Chevrolet Blazer.

$24 million dollars a day is what GM is losing every single day due in part to shit production and gas guzzling operating from the Chevrolet Blazer.

Please, abandon or destroy a Chevrolet Blazer and buy Toyota if you want to actually be able to afford food.

by Johnny hates NOVA April 27, 2006

Chevrolet Malibu Maxx

A mom car.

A 4-door car. The trunk is a hatchback with lots of space for kids and groceries. It has a "moon roof".

Wow, that Chevrolet Malibu Maxx looks like a mom's car.

by Kristine M. July 5, 2008

Chevrolet aveo

The best car in the fucking world
The car has the best sound in the world for its 106 hp
Also the rpm is 6500k rpm

Holy shit dude is that a chevrolet aveo?? Damn nigga!
That car's sound is truly beautiful!
Also it's 106 hp is so good as a starter car!

by RACorvette August 4, 2017

Cheron

Self-centered and narcasistic. Thinks the world revolves around them. Is too stupid to see Karma coming from a mile away, even when it hits them between the eyes. Lacks common sense nor the ability to make mature decisions.

Oh my god, she was so pullin' a Cheron when she high fived that girls face for screwing her boyfriend.

by dictionary queen February 6, 2010

chevrolegs

Your feet as main source of transportation because you are such a broke, sad, worthless lame who isn't hustling at all and you are a dissapointment to your entire family.

Since I still haven't found a job because honestly I haven't started looking. I still have to use my chevrolegs to get to the grocery store that takes my ebt card because these kids always seem to insist on eating

by Lbcfirepie September 8, 2018