Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.

—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!

by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018

chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh June 12, 2016

Chernobyl Grey

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.

Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey

by rower11 September 1, 2017

Chernobyl

When a Russian prositute sits on your chest and farts in your mouth.

That Russian chick totally gave him the best Chernobyl ever.

by Tones McGones February 22, 2025

Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.

Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."

by ToastMelon September 26, 2024

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.

Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*

by BlueXander May 25, 2023