Cheezus Christ

The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!

Sweet Cheezus!

by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003

Cheesist

A cheesist is someone who believes in all rights for any kind of cheese.

I am a cheesist
You are a cheesist

by _Soymilk_ October 3, 2017

holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people

-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

Cheesestick

When you fingerbang a girl after eating a large bag of Cheetos.

I cheesesticked this girl that I met a party last night.

by RTC78 December 5, 2010

cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Cheesusaurus Rex

The little douche bag yellow dinosaur that is the mascot for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Whoa! look at Cheesusaurus Rex surf on a wave of cheese!!!

by McLuvin39 July 23, 2009

Philly cheesesteak

When a man is pounding an asian girls pussy that has beef curtains that resemble the beef in a traditional phillycheesesteak. The man then ejaculates into the girls pussy making it look like white american cheese is oozing out, thus resembleing a philly cheesesteak.

Alex: Hey man I heard you were with Matt's wife last night?
James: Ya man it was great, I gave her a philly cheesesteak to take home with her. She loved it! When Matt went down on her later that night he questioned what it was but she told him it was vaginal discharge. The fool ate all of it.

by SaitamaBagoo December 14, 2022