cheesemonkey

A good old prankster type who gets their kicks in life by telling jokes, pulling people's hair and blowing bubbles in their chocolate milk.

Man, he be such a cheesemonkey for jokin us like that.

by jmharris August 22, 2011

tijuana cheesecake

No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.

"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."

"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."

by BubbaGannoosh December 1, 2016

Japanese cheesecake

The act of performing a cream pie with a set of busty Japanese twin sisters, or first cousins in a pinch

Pho gave the Shang sisters the old Japanese cheesecake last night.

by Simplysinister October 17, 2017

Follygate Cheesecake

The act of sandblasting a lady’s face with jizz whilst up to the second knuckle in your own rusty sheriff’s badge and then finishing up by giving her a dirty sanchez

Steve always maintained that it was the moment he gave Maria a Follygate Cheesecake that he truly knew that she was the one for him

by Petting Zoo Pete June 19, 2018

faggot cheesecake

Flat jetski

“My uncle troy bought a new faggot cheesecake.”

by ChungleGrog June 26, 2023

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

stuff your cheesecake

A phrase used to request an individual to cease speaking.

I'm sick of hearing about your new Google Pixel phone. Now stuff your cheesecake!

by dersmi February 22, 2018