Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross

Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".

"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.

"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"

by Eric.. July 1, 2005

chavisto

Prounounced chav-ee-sto. Burberry cap, matching "trakkie" wearing youth, with little respect for others see chav. Chavistos come from middle class backgrounds but still retain the usual chav characteristics. Cars of choice usually include new corsas, clios, etc. Usually bought by their parents as a present for passing his/her two GCSEs. Male chavistos are nearly always complete pussies. These are the worst breed of chav.

chavisto, a chav but worse.
"fucking chavisto"

by hulldude July 20, 2008

chavification

When somebody has become a chav.

When somebody is becoming a chav.

Wow dude you bought a burberry cap!?

Yeah I'm going through Chavification.

by -Modo- June 11, 2006

chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.

chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL

by Tom Haines July 2, 2007

Caviced

1. To be so close to accomplishment only to have the glory stolen away at the last second by somebody else.

2. To be the guy who isn't remembered.

Milorad Cavic was the 2008 Olympic swimmer for Serbia that was what seemed way ahead of the pack during the 100-meter butterfly but was unbelievably beaten by a incredible power stroke by Micheal Phelpes, losing by only one hundredth of a second.

"I was close to winning until Fred came from nowhere and caviced me."

"Dave was always the star soccer player until that Italian kid joined the team. Dave got caviced."

by Kerbopale October 16, 2008

chadismo

When a con artist thinks he’s a fine artist... his verbose pathology gives it away.

After hearing his 427 & 1/2 years experience in 7 trades at 38, I realized the chadismo was strong with this one.

by Harvardchickie January 16, 2018