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Prounounced chav-ee-sto. Burberry cap, matching "trakkie" wearing youth, with little respect for others see chav. Chavistos come from middle class backgrounds but still retain the usual chav characteristics. Cars of choice usually include new corsas, clios, etc. Usually bought by their parents as a present for passing his/her two GCSEs. Male chavistos are nearly always complete pussies. These are the worst breed of chav.
chavisto, a chav but worse.
"fucking chavisto"
chavisto by hulldude July 20, 2008

chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.
Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.
chavistani by DJZico August 16, 2006

chavesto sandwich 

A grilled cheese sandwich, often made in a panini press using aged cheddar cheese, harvarti and pesto.
I had the best chavesto sandwich last night!
chavesto sandwich by EV0V3 June 9, 2020

chavistocrat

A posh person who acts/dresses like a chav.
Prince Harry is a chavistocrat.
chavistocrat by chavicus March 31, 2005
Chavito is a young boy.
It's used to say that someone is young.
He is chavito.
Está chavito.
Chavito by gab January 16, 2005

chavistan 

A place with a rather lage chav contingent.
The local retail park is turning into Chavistan
chavistan by Jigs got a passport November 8, 2004
like rasism...but towards the chav instead of another eithnic background like indian, this can be againt or in favour of the chav, either way there scum
billy: chav scum get off my lawn
'chav': oh shit manz dat chavist
billy: i said get off

*at which point billy draws a spazz-12 shotgun and blows the dirty chavs face off*
chavist by Michael Seaman May 19, 2006
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