chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

by PHeeSH August 21, 2003

Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.

My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.

by A slightly disoriented potato April 1, 2019

Chairing

Jumping down a stairset or any type of drop with a chair on your butt, landing at the bottom as if you were skateboarding.

Chairing- Running with a chair in your hands. You then jump off a drop or down a stairset, landing at the bottom on your butt as if you were sitting down.

by NickkPifer February 28, 2012

Chairing

Sexual term-means to have sex or sexual intercourse
Also a term for a violent act

Hey man, did you chair that girl yet?

Dude he got chaired, it was brutal

I walked in on my parents chairing, it was disgusting

by cdr61804 June 23, 2009

chair

Something u sit on

I'm going to sit in that chair

by mickeypoop October 25, 2014

The Chair

Another term for barbershop

I’m at the Chair rn , I’ll call you back later

by Disisdre April 27, 2019

Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.

Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.

by Steve Chair January 8, 2012