When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.
by A slightly disoriented potato April 01, 2019
Jumping down a stairset or any type of drop with a chair on your butt, landing at the bottom as if you were skateboarding.
Chairing- Running with a chair in your hands. You then jump off a drop or down a stairset, landing at the bottom on your butt as if you were sitting down.
by NickkPifer January 30, 2012
Hey man, did you chair that girl yet?
Dude he got chaired, it was brutal
I walked in on my parents chairing, it was disgusting
Dude he got chaired, it was brutal
I walked in on my parents chairing, it was disgusting
by cdr61804 June 24, 2009
by Disisdre April 27, 2019
The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.
Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.
The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.
The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.
by Steve Chair January 08, 2012