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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 8, 2014
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cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.
i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Cerebral Palsy

A way similar to Captain Picard to talk about Child Pornography without mods noticing.
I got some cerebral palsy! Anyone want some?
by RebooterBlue October 31, 2008
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Cerebral Assassin

When a man or women kills someone with a wheelchair
Cerebral Assassin - Death caused by a wheelchair by wither being run over or hit with it.
by I5tatric March 23, 2019
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cerberus

A girl named Jessica. She's a dog with three heads. The other two heads of her disgusting trio vary from day to day, depending on who upsets us. She eats the runts of the library, and is never late. You can hear her from a mile away, by her hoofs galloping towards the victim spot. She is ungodly. Her hair is like salty seaweed, and her face is like a pig.
"wwooof woooofff my name is CERBERUS, and I hate bono. I am very opinionated, even when nobody asks. I am very conservative, and I hate homosexuals and abortion. Global warming doesn't exist.Sam, you're like number 3 on the runt list. Watch out man."
by Wikiman December 14, 2008
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CerberusTheHitman

A horny, anthro, 3 headed canine with a snake for a tail. He also explodes alot and makes sounds of woot. Also vore voraphilic/vorish/voreish.
CerberusTheHitman is a horny pup
by CerberusTheHitman July 16, 2008
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cerberus kid

1. A child raised to be less of a pussy than the current standards; usually confused with a "bully" despite it only being natural instinct to stomp faces when paired with a wuss.

2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.
"That cerberus kid is scary. He wears all black, is wrapped in chains and stomped every member of the school's myspace club."
by Auburok February 22, 2008
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