Cennic

A gorgeous lady who treats everybody with respect. Loves her family and friends very much. If you ever piss off a Cennic, you better go to a corner and reflect on your actions. A Cennic also loves helping others whenever they are down and they are the ideal women every guy needs in their life.

Guy1: omg did you see? Cennic just walked past us
Guy2: yea dude, she is looking super fine, her boyfriend Tim is such a lucky bastard.

by lovecouples April 25, 2017

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Crannied

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

by CraigO November 13, 2012

cannibal cafe

Website created for individuals to meet and dine together, on each other. Ex. Armin Meiwes

Armin Meiwes, famous Cannibal, met his victim on cannibal cafe, cut off his penis, ate it with the victim, took a bath, then finished cutting him up later.

by R.R. Pawlow December 3, 2013

cannibis

proof that there really is a god.

Dude, that cannibis plant growing in my closet is proof that a higher power really does exist.

by Reed May 5, 2006

Cannibal Ox

A baller ass rap group that mixes the lyrical skills of underground hip hop with the beats of the mainstream.

Larry: Yo, wut is dis raw shit in yo box, foo'?
Steve: Dis is Cannibal Ox, nigga. Dey shitz iz ILLLLL, huh?

by D_dEv July 4, 2005

cannibal corpse

Cannibal Corpse are in my opinion the best death metal band ever. The one problem is that they have gotten so popular that every retarded asshole, that has never herd of death metal or anything heavier than slipknot, thinks one of two things:
1. I like this band because i want to be different.
2. I am a gay chav and don't like metal so anything that is not 50 cent or any other gay rapper is goth music.

It is such a shame that death metal and it's fans are seen as 'goth' because it is quite offensive to be classified alongside those pussies.

Cannibal corpse have always been brutal and heavy and only got better when George Fisher joined so anyone that says that they got crap when Chris Barnes left can go to hell.

Me: I like Cannibal corpse because the music is really heavy and the vocals are amazeing.The lyrics are also entertaining 'songs' about mutilating people are funny and suit the music.

Stupid moron: Its just a load of shoutin i could do it if i wan'ed to.

me: No you could not, its not rap music, you can't just talk into a microphone and have some shitty keyboard tune in the background. It takes skill to play music at that speed and play every single note correctly and vocals like that you hear in most death metal bands near impossible. Another thing is that you could never write those kind of lyrics. Its not like your shitty mainstream music, Cannibal Corpse write the lyrics themself.

stupid moron: (drools and says nothing because his brain has overloaded with facts).

by Cannibal April 18, 2006