Caveman Dick 

A dick that's built like a caveman. Very muscular and bulky.

Hey bro I heard you finally got some of that caveman dick.

Caveman Dick by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Caveman Death Metal 

a style of death or brutal death metal that's composed of simplistic and primitive tones, high distortion shredding guitars and guttural vocals, even more guttural than your average death metal bands, they resemble an actual caveman screaming into a cave. Some notable bands are 200 Stab Wounds, or Sanguisagabogg. Usually not even considered a style or subgenre by many, and more of a inside joke, or something made up by niche idiots in the extreme metal community.

Person 1; "Yo, I listen to caveman death metal bands"

Person 2; "The fuck is that?" *listening to Cannibal Corpse*
Person 1 *plays dissonant chords, guttural noises, and banging drums*
Person 2; "Oh, that shit brutal"

Caveman Death Metal by Alexis P June 12, 2023

Caveman Cable 

Sitting and watching a campfire.

Dude, it's getting dark. Let's grab a beer and watch some Caveman Cable.

Caveman Cable by Griff the Impaler June 27, 2023

caveman brain

When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.

Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3?
Man 2: 31
Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?

caveman brain by negrotoned_ January 12, 2021

caveman-style 

term used to describe when you've gotten so frustrated at an inanimate object(usually at your computer) that you stop attempting to solve the problem in any kind of logical way, and instead just scream something along the lines of "UGH." or "GAH." and hit it

Computer: Windows XP is currently experiencing a fatal error and will now shutdown regardless of the fact that your term paper is due in three hours and you haven't saved. Sorry for the inconvenience. If you'd like to send an error report that we won't read and don't even remotely care about, you can call 1-800-YOU-LOSE and then shove said error report up your ass.

Sam: *caveman-style*

caveman-style by Kohrtni-Lin October 28, 2005

Caveman Glue 

Sperm; what bursts out of the urethra after materbation or sex.

Chase: I wonder how cavemen glued stuff together? Joe: They probably just beat off. Oh CAVEMAN GLUE!

Caveman Glue by HomeXGnome June 26, 2009

caveman cunt punt 

when the girl is on top and she slides to slip off point then as she slams down thrust as hard as possible

she was teasing me like fuck so i just waited till the right point and baym caveman cunt punt

caveman cunt punt by ulovetohateme September 22, 2011