Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.

Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Jane Carter

Thicc bitch who gets philled up on the regular. Speaking of regulars, a Jane carter will rob your dad of money and baby batter.

I’m living my life as a Jane Carter
‘Damn your husband’s cock must be confused - total simp’

by Ishovejaffasupmyarse May 9, 2020

career

Similar to a 'job' or 'work'... Usually means that you are stuck at the same pay level that you start with. No chance for advancement and someone else will pass you for a promotion even if they are less qualified as long as they know the right people (Or have the right parents/family members). Also usually requires a piece of paper that you spent thousands of dollars on which you will never make back. The only people that will give this a thumbs down are people that had their 'education' paid for by their rich parents... They are very defensive when it comes to the truth being spoken out loud... People screw people over to get rich, that is how it works...

Jack: Hey Daniel, what have you been doing with your life lately?
Daniel: Oh you know... Doing the career thing. (Usually means giving up your soul and putting up with a tyrants bullshit just to pay rent because things were never handed to you for free...)

by Jack Daniels III July 18, 2007

Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

by Robatedave August 22, 2008

eleanor calder

Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.

person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER

by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021

end your whole career

when someone insults, or threatens you respond to them with this statement

Zack: you look a fucking shit flinging monkey...... Micheal: what did you just say I'm about to end your whole career

by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

Aaron Carter

My generation's Justin Bieber. A kid who made shitty kid's music and 10-14 year old girls ate it up.

Kid when I was your age, I had Aaron Carter. Not Justin Bieber!

by Bill the Patgoat November 21, 2010