Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.
"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"
by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009
Named in honour of a town in China where water sports have achieved a well deserved notoriety, the Changzhou Car Wash refers to the act of drinking large quantities of beer, leaving the bar and finding a suitible vehicle to pee on, and then engageing in sexual intercourse on said vehicle, missionary position.
I got right hammed up last night, drank a shit load of beer, then convinced my girlfriend to go outside for a Changzhou Car Wash.
by Pud Pucker April 24, 2009
by DatWeridBoi May 03, 2019
The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
by Andrew365 January 29, 2007
To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.
Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.
by Motor Enthusiast February 25, 2011
(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.
by thesatisfyer April 03, 2009
what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 04, 2013