BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019
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Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 7, 2019
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Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
by Gibsonion August 19, 2019
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Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
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by Loritis August 21, 2020
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P. S. Capry we appreciate the fuck out of you and wouldn’t trade you to make our lives better, because you already make our lives amazing being here with us.
P. S. Capry we appreciate the fuck out of you and wouldn’t trade you to make our lives better, because you already make our lives amazing being here with us.
by The_Biddler September 7, 2020
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by Caepri October 22, 2020
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