Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 22, 2020

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 07, 2019

Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun

Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun

by Ash :) 666 August 31, 2018

Capri Sun

The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun

Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed

by hrent December 29, 2016

capri sun

after swallowing a load of James chode

woah it was so big I had two capri suns.

by JamesAndLilly.com September 14, 2021

capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!

Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!

by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023

Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.

When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.

by IntoTheGrimm May 05, 2022