Capri

A big place and a big person

Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot

Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness

by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 11, 2018

Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun

Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun

by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018

Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

Capri-fun

BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.

Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?

Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.

by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 7, 2019

Capri Sunning

Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw

Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*

Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!

by Gibsonion August 19, 2019

Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017