BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019
Get the Capri-funmug. Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot
Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness
Zach - Oh she’s hot
Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness
by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 11, 2018
Get the Caprimug. When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022
Get the Human Capri Sunmug. by Actual truth man September 4, 2022
Get the Caprimug. When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021
Get the Nasty Capri Sunmug. A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is
¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it
Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it
Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
by maileah November 5, 2023
Get the Fabio Caprimug. All I want is to smoke weed and have a capri-some
by Emanolios December 30, 2020
Get the capri-somemug.