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Candycane

When you are having oral sex with a girl. Pull your dick out of her mouth and shove it in her nose giving her a bloody nose. Then you skeet in her face. This causes a white and red pattern to apeare on her face makeing a candycane.
Yo my girl was sucking my dick last night and I pulled it out and gave her a nice candycane.
by FUMI-OPC January 15, 2007
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Candyland

A store where some cow killing fag who rips me off and sells lighters, alcohol, and supposedly switchblades to people. The candyland guy also shoked my friend.
wow, I bought this at candyland, it must be a goddamn rip off.
by kill cow November 8, 2007
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CandyCane pimp

CandyCane pimps are 2 of a kind..... they r the leadas of the Mackillenium.... theres no denyin this.... masta marky mark n pimpin proulx.... LIVE BY THE CANE DIE BY THE CANE.... THE HOLIDAYZ IZ COMIN BITCHS
That CandyCane Pimp rite thurr is nonotha then marky mark n his pimpin partnern is that playa rite thurr pimpin proulx
by The Mack Is In The Hizzouse February 18, 2005
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candycane swirl

when a guy gets a from his friend, he cums on her face and then punches her in the nose so she starts to bleed and the cum and the intermingle to form the color of a candycane.
Guy 1: Did you hear? Dana broke up with her boyfriend.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He gave her the candycane swirl.
Guy 2. Oh that sucks.
by SuCK_maH_baLLs _nOOb March 15, 2005
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7 levels of the candycane forest

1. in the movie elf where will ferral had to cross through to get to new york.

2. where a boy learned a valuble lesson
once apon a time a young lad went on a magical ride to fuck himself he had to go through the 7 levels of the candycane forest and fight off giant squirels and when he got there he was answered: what the fuck kinda boy needs to funking learn how to fuck himself seriously just fuck off you retarded fuck!
by GimpyMeg January 14, 2008
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Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia, is the rare instance in time when Spots, declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna
An example of Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia is when she declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna
by Braves21Slash December 10, 2008
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candymonsterrn

Is an infamous try hard gamer who plays Rainbow and is very good at it but betrayed the one an only PlayStation for Xbox
Omg it’s Candymonsterrn !
by Tasp_Goat19 February 12, 2018
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