caplito

Nickname for guys names Pablo who spend all day on his computer but isnt smart enough to figure out how to open an application or start a game. Even though there is no need, he will spend 45 minutes to an hour fixing his shitty computer and lying about it.

You can count in the fact that when Caplito says “I’m coming guys”, he is either lying or referring to the completion of his session in the restroom where spent 15 minutes looking for the right video and only 15 seconds relieving himself.

Caplito says he’s online but that’s cap so ima start the match without him

by El merititito de las Américas November 20, 2021

Carlito

An outspoken individual who prides themselves in helping others. Resilient but when they shut down from uncontrollable emotion. An uncanny ability to see beauty in all things but has a gift surviving in the toughest situations. Against all odds the will alone makes them unique and desirable.

I need help with strength,wisdom,& loyalty can I please have a carlito

by Lower light November 23, 2021

Carlitos

This person is one sexy mofo. Beautiful inside and out. They may be shy sometimes but will always fight back if and when necessary. They’re the cutest of them all but can be a total bitch too when it warrants it. Don’t fuck with them though, or you’ll regret it.

Carlitos is so sweet and nice.
She crossed Carlitos, now she will pay.
This bitch better learn quick how to be respectful because TRUST ME she is not gonna want Carlitos to teach her.

by JL271 November 24, 2021

Calito

A heritage of people who reek of dough. (In a bad way)

Damn Mike! You need to take a shower. You smell like a Calito

by KSlamma April 21, 2022

Carlito

Carlito is the sexiest person to live
And has a hot boyfriend named Jose
Who is really hot and is daddy
Carlito=Daddy
He is to sexy But he is not gay He thinks girls are hot Carlito daddy same

Hahahahhahe took a carlito in the middle of class

by Stinky guy poop July 13, 2022

Carlitos

dumbahh bitch1111 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrrr ahhhhh grrg

Omg did you just fall and hit your head1? u are such a CARLITOS..

by wtfisapseudonym123 December 22, 2022

Carlita

A breathtakingly beautiful girl who'll never leave your side </3

"Omg you have a carlita, I'm so jelly :("

by Lychatoe December 31, 2023