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Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.
A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.
by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Asparagus Cameramug.

Man Camera

When a man becomes a camera via costume or photo editing
Person 1: Hey did you see this post on reddit about the Man Camera

Person 2: Oh yea if you like that you should check out r/PraiseTheManCamera
by Nofriendsfourlife June 12, 2019
mugGet the Man Cameramug.

Camera Aftermath

(N)- the event about 2-5 days after a huge party, when you notice you have new pictures on your camera or camera-phone and call over your best friends from the party to go over and realize what actually happened at the party. This review of photos can tell phenomanlly hilarious stories of what you or your friends have actually done at the party.
1: 'Power-Hour at three? I can tell that the camera aftermath of this house party will be a great time.'

2: After looking at their camera's pictures from Jill's Memorial Day party, there were tears, there were laughs, and they realized Jill had been 'dirty russian-ed' in front of everyone.
by DlemonC May 31, 2010
mugGet the Camera Aftermathmug.

Digital Camera

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009
I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.
by ThatGuyOnTheSideOfTheRoad June 15, 2020
mugGet the Digital Cameramug.

Camera Shutter

Slang for butt hole or anus. Usually starts out tight but opens wide once pounded. The end result is resemblance of a camera shutter.
When she bends over naked, her camera shutter takes a pic of me. Dude go wash your camera shutter, you stink.
by Blanco 2.0 January 5, 2014
mugGet the Camera Shuttermug.

camera strapping

when a lauryn choked a katie with a camera strap in 7th grade
by Lauren Nutsack January 26, 2017
mugGet the camera strappingmug.

camera trick

Verb. when you point your selfie-mode phone camera toward someone’s face and take a candid photo of their face before they can react.
That motherfucker just camera tricked me so good.

Yeah I got her with the camera trick and she don’t talk to me no more.
by Bronklanta January 31, 2018
mugGet the camera trickmug.

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