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by Wakeboarder March 18, 2009
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facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick
by Mully19 January 24, 2011
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Cab Calloway School of the Arts

A bohemain, mainly liberal arts school in Wilmington, Delaware dedicated towards providing both a good academic and artistic education. Best edu you will ever get! Worst food you will ever eat. Don't even think about the cafeteria food. Ever!
I never touched the nacho supreme at Cab Calloway School of the Arts.

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I spent the best three years of my life at Cab Calloway School of the Arts.
by BreakfastClub85 August 24, 2009
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cabron

Generally, this is an insult (though close friends can call each other 'cabron' with impunity, as long as they smile when they say it) that refers to a man cuckolded by his partner.
Hey, cabron ... got any naked pictures of your wife? You want some?
by john sullivan March 16, 2005
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cabron

The old adage is: to put the horns on, or make a cuckold of. See Shakespeare. This refers specifically to a wife cheating on her husband. The hand gesture of this is using extended fingers to mimic horns on the forehead. The infamous "goat" sign. Cabron => goat => having the horns put on.

The hand gesture is the first and fourth fingers extended, the others tucked in so as to make horns at someone. "Horned" is the term for "cuckold/cuckolded" in Latin countries where there are a gazillion jokes about poor, predestined husbands named Cornelius.

"Keras" in Greek and "cornu" in Latin were metaphors of power, strength and domination since stags, rams and bulls were all horned and showed those qualities. Later on, both "keras" and "cornu" came to be slang terms for the penis in Greek and Latin, and "corno" still is in Italian.

To put the horns on a husband is not only to be his sexual surrogate, but also to reduce him to a passive and ineffectual role.
by changito October 3, 2005
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Cabron

Used in Hispanic slang as a Tough Motherfucker, Bad Ass, To Man Up.
Juan: "Yo soy muy cabron!"
by I is A G January 6, 2009
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Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
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