Communist Cocksucker

Someone who believes in communism.

Im from Russia im a communist cocksucker

by nonanasnas August 30, 2021

Cummunist kiss

When you eat out a creampie from your girlfriend and then french kiss her

It's not your cum
It's not her cum
It's OUR cum

"Not to be political in the bedroom, but my favourite kind of kiss is the cummunist kiss

by We Are Port Adelaide March 15, 2022

Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.

The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.

by Shugunou March 31, 2023

The Communist I

when someone takes credit for someone else's work or pretends they did everything in a group project

antonym - "the royal we"
related terms - "the plebeian you"

Shitty team-member, "Yea, I reached out to the partner lines of business and accomplished the task all by myself."

Bob, "Ah, yes, the Communist I."

by BobInAccounting July 20, 2018

Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

Journalist/Newspaper columnist

Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar

Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar

by Electric Ave April 10, 2020

Beat a communist day

Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.

“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”

“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”

“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”

by anti communist lover October 28, 2021