calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

by Lazzah October 2, 2009

Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

by Mto93 November 21, 2007

cellular isolation

Occurs when a two person group is partitioned by one party’s separate conversation via phone call or text message using a cellular device.

The conversation was quite riveting until Becky initiated cellular isolation by sexting for the remainder of the evening.

by harlan500 June 17, 2011

Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019

calculator

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of

classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.

by s4b1337 August 17, 2009

cellular ass fuck

Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the shape of a phone (with your thumb and pinky pointing outward while your middle three fingers are closed).

I heard Betty had to buy a new phone because Franky gave her one helluva cellular ass fuck.

by Eric Pazzo October 5, 2007

cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.

Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008