Calleyhandra

A macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks.

I want you to drug me. Make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. Whatever i may be drinking. Then i want you to carry me off to a gully. Take off all my clothing, and throw me in. Then fuck me. Fuck me hard and long and dirty and nasty and sweaty and salty and spicy and other adjectives. Then pick me up, put me in your car, and drive me to the woods. Tie me to a pine tree, or maybe a dogwood (naked still of course). Make me feel the coarse bark against my naked glistening body. Then shit on me. Following the "shiting," put on a glove and shove a pine cone up my ass. Then attempt to beat me with a branch covered in poison oak across my naked body. After you've accomplished all of this, tie a meat, a link sausage or a ham, to my gentials and leave me for the coyotes to devour.

by Luther December 5, 2004

callahaniskool

He’s a annoying piece of 💩 stop complaining and be grateful

callahaniskool Is not very kool

by valsroses July 30, 2021

ocallaghan

Adjective: (irish) Used to decribe a man (or young boy) who bails on his mates early in the evening.

... so we were up for a hyooge one and had hoovered a load of coke, on our way to this bar right, when he says "I'm going for a quick walk around the block" ... what complete a cunt, how totally ocallaghan.

by ASDADSA 187 September 5, 2003

Callahan'd

The act of destroying a toilet with a vile super dump. This act permanently damages the toilet, to the point that it can no longer be used by any human being.

Well Jeremy, you sure Callahan'd that toilet.

by Officer Cuffnstuff January 10, 2017

Callahanmybelovedd

A fanpage with over 7.7k followers on tik tok, they post stuff about genshin etd. They owe over 28k likes. They're pogchamp silly bakka.

Person 1 : Hey have you heard of callahanmybelovedd ?
Person 2 : yeah it's the tik toker that is sussy bakka.

by Hawaowa June 27, 2021

callahands

weird person with a piss kink. Is in a thruple with quackgenic and tubbdive. Likes to be called: kinky pants.

person: “have you seen kinky poo’s new tiktok?”
other person: “omfg that pissy pants tiktok?, i’m pretty sure i blocked her because they are always obsessing over piss!”

that’s me defining callahands . #being defined 🥺😍🤩

by saylor.elise July 6, 2021

callahan.my_beloved

A dsmp tiktocker that is very swag and is so special and is a great person :)

callahan.my_beloved Is a great person.

by a11o3 July 30, 2021