Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019
Get the Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!mug. "Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009
Get the Suck my dick and call me nancy!mug. Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
Get the fuck my ass and call me a bitchmug. by Charlie Knobsworth October 8, 2006
Get the suck my knob and call me Charliemug. The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.
by Bleicha January 31, 2008
Get the Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charliemug. when everything is so fucked up.
by P to the enguin April 21, 2010
Get the fuck me sideways and call me skippymug. An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007
Get the lick my balls and call me trevormug.