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A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)
Mom: Caillou, time for dinner!
Caillou: The heck it isnโ€™t idiot. Iโ€™m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.
Caillou by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021
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Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.
I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.
Caillou by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.
โ€œBro, you need to move out of the house, youโ€™re being a total Caillou right now.โ€
Caillou by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
Itโ€™s the worst show ever itโ€™s called Caillou
Caillou by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023
A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesnโ€™t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.
Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
Caillou by BodiButter September 18, 2023
A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.
Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Caillou by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024