Caucasian Donut

When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.

Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.

Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!

by Laphanda January 17, 2010

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Caucasian Asylum

A metaphoric place for oppressive white people where they can live out the rest of their oppressing lives away from the people they try to oppress, where they can live out the rest of their insane lives in slight discomfort and without being listened to.

Those white people belong in a Caucasian Asylum!

by Caucasian Asylum May 25, 2015

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caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.

Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!

by Leesuhh November 03, 2009

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