alpha cure mom

A.k.a I'll fuck your mom

Ian hecox: *picks up phone and calls random stranger* ALPHA CURE MOM!

by Powerpieranger March 18, 2014

how to cure depression

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.

Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably

by PastaDepression June 5, 2018

mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Cure-to-the-common-cold

An example of something vital, or something forgotten

Steve: I feel like i forgot something
Joe: What'dya forget?
Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...

by LeeAnne R July 8, 2007

The Cure Of Bieber Fever

mountain goat fur mixed with a piece jewish rabbis yamica then you must ejaculation to a picture of MJ as a kid after that congratulations you are half way don't now must find the rarest can of soup that can find blend it then get a gay mans pubes and drink it now you must give me 1600 hundred and then turn of and on ur xbox and u will be done.....i sware im not scamming you

why the fuck do u need and example it explains it self The Cure Of Bieber Fever

by matt fucken boss ass bitch dep March 3, 2011

square needle cure

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

mileven depression cure

To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.

I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?

by itsfinnwolfhardbae February 7, 2018