Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.
I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.
by RJ Miller July 9, 2023
Get the Crypto Homug. When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.
by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022
Get the dirty cryptomug. Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.
She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.
She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.
She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
Get the Crypto-prostitutemug. When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021
Get the crypto jailmug. A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.
"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.
by Cointopay September 17, 2018
Get the Crypto Fatique [cryptique]mug. Crypto Hack is a hosted game mode in Blooket, and the point is to answer questions while stealing crypto from other players. Answer questions to mine Crypto and hack others by infiltrating their defenses to steal their riches. It basically destroys friendships and makes you hate everyone.
by -vqnillaxx- December 14, 2023
Get the Crypto Hackmug. Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.
by DannyClarke April 29, 2023
Get the Crypto Slobmug.