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Crouton

pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".
"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"
by 83FLLY June 28, 2023
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Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.
He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.
by Croutontim May 17, 2025
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Crouton

A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.
Gotta let them know I'm a crouton not a cracker.
by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021
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CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.
"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral
by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017
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Crouton

A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.
The crouton boy bullies Matt In one on one basketball
by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019
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crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.
I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.
by sunni9 September 26, 2010
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Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.
“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”
by hag4eva August 1, 2022
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