Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022

Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.

He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.

by Croutontim May 17, 2025

Crouton

A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.

The crouton boy bullies Matt In one on one basketball

by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.

I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 26, 2010

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

Crouton

pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".

"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"

by 83FLLY June 28, 2023