Steveland Creamer

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.

1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.

by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012

pope creamer

Slang term the alter boy closest to the Pope.

You will piss off mary ann if you refer to her uncle as pope creamer.

by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011

rusty creamer

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's ass, pulling out, and immediately entering her vagina.

Tommy gave me a Rusty Creamer last night, and now chocha feels weird.

by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014

Oreo Creamer

An Oreo Creamer is a sexual position where two black men spit roast a white female and cum into her from both end. Depending on how well endowed the white female is it can be considered single or double stuf.

Credit General_Mashiro

Man 1: Hey guys I'm back my mom just made me coffee with her Oreo Creamer!
Man 2: That's nasty dude I don't need to hear about your mother's sexual life.
Man 1: Oh shit I meant the coffee additive not the sexual position.

by Jin-Actual April 22, 2019

conor creamer

gey boi who like peen

conor creamer boi

by biggieboi April 8, 2019