crock pottin

The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.

Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.

by DJ Or Derb April 5, 2011

ciroc

A brand of Vodka made from grapes.

Ciroc Vodka is a VERY good brand of Vodka, it's as smooth as water.

by PK303 November 26, 2006

crochet

something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)

1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.

2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?

3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!

4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.

5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.

by M. Stewart March 24, 2003

Croc-Kink

A person and/or being that is attracted to the shoe brand Crocs. This may seem unusual but it is quite common and is seen in 10/10 Kirishimas.

Kirishima had told Bakugou about his Croc-Kink and now he is sitting on the driveway with Fifty Shades of Crocs

by nneojbok4 July 19, 2018

crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

crock butter

The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.

"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"

by Teh Evilz January 26, 2008

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.

I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico

by onslaught94 June 29, 2009