cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

by t bear September 28, 2005

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.

God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!

by happycaptain May 10, 2024

Cow boys for social responsibility

Cow boys for social responsibility is a blog for antis. Drawing from the Coalition for Gun Control and other sources they claim that guns cause suicides, that guns cause homicides, and that guns cause domestic violence against women and children. Womens shelters claim that women are terrorized at the hands of men with firearms.

Socieconomic or cultural reasons for violence are ignored as causes, including alcholism and poverty. Somehow it is innaminate objects that by themselves promote people to lose their minds, to snap and start beating their wives or killing people.

The full-time victims at Cow Boys for Social Responsibility want to ban all firearms from all law-abiding hunters and sport shooters in Canada. They feel the human right to self defense is not a right. They feel generations of hunters and shooters of Canada are now suddenly dangerous.

by CanadianGunOwner October 22, 2010

Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

by Saucydon May 15, 2006

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.

Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!

by RuffBudda January 25, 2022