Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.

Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"

by HabibiRex July 9, 2023

coupontiss

1.A person who is blamed for not knowing something
2.someone who is lowered

coupontiss prounced (Q-pawn-tiss)

by regardless devon victory May 12, 2010

Coupon

An amazing piece of paper.

Bro this is a 25% off coupon.

by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019

Christ on a Coupon!

Pleading with the lord for a chance or discount per say..... this term is said when one has encountered something so surprising or appalling that they must bargain with the spirits.

Christ on a Coupon!, Ive lost my wallet! or My Husband hasn't showered in a week, Christ on a Coupon!

by Nnabuike July 11, 2009

Coupon Elboe

Due to a recent new show,women are clippong coupons everywhere. This constant cutting has caused elbow pain and the inability to perform certain sexual acts due to pain.

My wife can't jerk me off, her coupon elboe is bothering her.

by blue ball1 August 23, 2011

Food Couponiac

A person who is manic about using coupons for the most possible number of everyday food purchases as possible. Chances are that if you want to do anything involving eating and the exchange of money, a food couponiac has a way to do it for less. A good way to identify a food couponiac is if this person has not only told you about how and when to find the ‘best deals,’ but will also attempt to get you to sign up at some obscure coupon site in the hopes that they might get some kind of bonus ‘referral’ coupon. Depending on how you value your time, there is a fine line between the money saved by using these coupons, and the time spent waiting for the food couponiac to find the appropriate coupon for the next act of consumption. While you may want to eat at a specific place, ‘Option A,’ if the food couponiac doesn’t have a deal for that place, they will insist on going to a place where they can use one of their most prized possessions instead, ‘Option B.’

I was in the mood for Mexican food for lunch, but Jonathan, being the food couponiac he is, could only find a coupon for a Thai place, so of course we went there. If only I'd signed up at the site he told me about, I might have had my own coupon for the place I actually wanted to eat at.

by ClarkerD April 19, 2012

coupon

A coupon is someone that tries to get an advantage in their favour or is unfair in how they act.

Uses: to coup someone, to use coupon methods, to be a coupon

Why you coupin'?

by Devon June 10, 2004