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cornhole crusader

quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer
That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader
by mistaT123123213123 May 6, 2007
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cornhole buccaneer

cornhole buccaneer, closely related to the ass pirate but much more cavalier.
that ass pirate is dressed so nicely i wouild think he is more of a cornhole buccaneer.
by funscotty May 13, 2006
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cornhole corsair

A derogatory, alliterative nickname for male homosexual.
"That guy is a real butt pirate."
"Yeah, he's a total cornhole corsair."
by chuckhoffmann July 25, 2008
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Cornhole Crossing

The name given to an event that occurred back in the mid-1990's when the game "Cornhole" became a popular pastime in Ohio and many residents of Kentucky began a mass migration across the state line in confusion, mistakenly believing that people were butt-fucking in the streets.

In actuality, Cornhole is a game in which you toss CORN-BAGS at a playing board, trying to score by either making your bag into the hole, or knocking your partners bag into the hole. You can also "block" a score by the opposing team by knocking your opponents bag off the game board.

Tough luck Billy Bob. Looks like your cousin Jeb better grease up!!
The cornhole crossing put a major strain on Kentucky's ky jelly industry, but Ohio got a boost in sales!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010
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cornhole cooker

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole
that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker
by Paul Howarth January 26, 2009
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cornhole the roll

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)
“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.
by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018
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cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!
Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window
by Jhox September 21, 2018
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