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Nichani: Hey G! Why you don't have controller da?
by OrganicDonor December 3, 2010
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Controlled det

Short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. Just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. Once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the ejaculation without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. This provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses...or meati whatever. Loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.
Guy #1: So you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?
Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.
Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.
Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.
by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007
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controller player

by juggernaut0-_-0 August 18, 2020
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Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.
#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."
by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010
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controllation

When you have to take control of a situation that has gotten out of hand and let the folks who let it get out of control know how dumb they are.
"Yo, dumbass, get outta my way so I can get the sitch under controllation..."

"Don't make me take your sorry ass under controllation..."
by enter sandman November 17, 2009
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remote control remote controller

A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.
1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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controller match

a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys basement in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. You may use any weapons in the room
Yessir: Yo Chinapoo controller match?
Chinapoo: its on
by Lokey May 5, 2005
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