Columbus, Ohio

A city in central Ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Columbus is currently the 15th largest city and one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.

Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio

by fatalfury April 5, 2006

columbus day

A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.

Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

columbus crew

the first and best team in major league soccer

“we are playing the columbus crew next week”
“might as well forfeit then”

by mclaza December 1, 2020

Columbus, Ohio

The only approximate equivalent to the deepest level of hell achieved on Earth.

Chicago man #1: "Hey bro im going to COLUMBUS, OHIO"

Chicago man #2: "you dead as hell on foe nem"

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead July 12, 2022

columbus crew

the first and best team in major league soccer

“we are playing the columbus crew next week”
“might as well forfeit”

by mclaza December 1, 2020

columbus

my hometown
pimp ass mutha fuckin town in texas
small
bad ass football team
CARDINALS ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!
right inbetween houston and dat s.a.(san antonio)

my home town is columbus!!!

by columbus texas June 16, 2008

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005