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Childing

The act of taken another families child. Raising them as your own. Feeding them only shit. Water them with niece milk. Changing their soil every now and then. Make sure they see sunlight at least once a month. Then name them Marcello and send them off to Mexico
My friend Kyle childing his neighbor's son.
by UnwaryFour001 September 12, 2015
mugGet the Childingmug.

Child

Annoying piece of shit that can walk talk and eat.
by BBC more like BBQ April 14, 2021
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Child

The thing that your dad beats when he gets angry. Children are fucking assholes who should be beat at all costs.
That person is being beat like a child
by Small Fat Beefy Juicy Cock January 21, 2019
mugGet the Childmug.

Child

Very tasty
That child is tasty
by NotAPredator123 October 4, 2018
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child

The oposite of a guudie, something extremly horrible. Coming from the word "child molester".
That is NOT a guudie, it is a child.
by zoeh December 2, 2004
mugGet the childmug.

Child

When you call someone child, you basically are calling them immature
"Child is my word! "
"No it's not child!"

"Stop it child! It's my F*****G word!"
by PandaWolfCat July 21, 2017
mugGet the Childmug.

Child

Ayy my nigga just had a child he fucking crossing the border by tonite
by _kim_gonna_send_fukin_nukes_ October 15, 2017
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