Chess speaks for itself

The famous quote said by none other than legendary Hans Niemann himself who will go on to becoming the world's first Ultra Grandmaster in chess.

Interviewer: Hans, yesterday was a terrible day for you, and today, you start out with a masterpiece. How would you summarize it?

Hans Niemann: Chess speaks for itself. *walks away*

Interviewer: is it something special doing this against Magnus, Hans? *cricket noises*

by Sheriff Stealth September 15, 2022

Chess-piece face

The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.

Tim got all chess-piece face last night, and we found him, later, passed out on the sidewalk.

by Paul D. Key July 24, 2006

Chess-Piecin

Where you are so drunk that you black out and are no longer aware or in control of your words or movements. At this point, your friends move you around from place to place as they see fit, as if you were a pawn on the chess board.

"Wow, I was chess-piecin last night" - guy who was so blacked out he could not move.

"Holy shit, dude you were chess piecing hardcore last night." - friend of guy who was so blacked out he could not move.

"Hey man, we had to chess-piece you all last night." - guy who moved his drunk friend around the bar all night.

by CB19 December 31, 2011

Chess Fingers

Noun: Chess fingers imply a certain skill with Fingering and other sexual acts involving the fingers. Chess fingers are obtained by being good at chess.

Girl: Oh yeah, you should go out with that 1 guy, he be havin' them chess fingers.

Guy 1: Dude, I've been so good at chess, I think I be getting me some Chess Fingers.
Guy 2: Nice man

by The Shade December 13, 2012

chess match

Any competition in which the stradegy is very important & in which both sides are looking far ahead.

The football game was a real chess match.

by nick_g September 19, 2010

chess sex

Four people having sweaty sex while playing a nice game of chess.

Hey bro, how about we get two more people and have a nice round of chess sex?

by chess sex August 27, 2017

chess cheerleader

a rabid chess/geek fangirl

That amu sure is a chess cheerleader, eh?

by amu October 20, 2003