The distance (almost invariably large) between a celebrity's self-perceived vs. actual talent.
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd
by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009
An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004
That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.
Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.
by Rigid Cat Penis January 14, 2012
person 1: how are things?
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
by C Mac G May 25, 2011
by tavibadmans August 18, 2017
One of Arizona's most popular tourist site.
Can be also used as a roast to someone with a huge gap between their teeth.
Can be also used as a roast to someone with a huge gap between their teeth.
Hey John.....I just went to the grand canyon in AZ, and it was amazing.
It is almost as if babyface has the grand canyon in his mouth.
It is almost as if babyface has the grand canyon in his mouth.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016