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Kanye Canyon

The distance (almost invariably large) between a celebrity's self-perceived vs. actual talent.
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd
After that "Louboutins" song, J. Lo looks like she'd descending ever deeper into Kanye Canyon.
by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009
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cooter canyon

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
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Turd-canyon

An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"

"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004
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poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.
person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
by C Mac G September 25, 2011
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Grand Canyon

One of Arizona's most popular tourist site.

Can be also used as a roast to someone with a huge gap between their teeth.
Hey John.....I just went to the grand canyon in AZ, and it was amazing.

It is almost as if babyface has the grand canyon in his mouth.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
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canyon of boise

A cool place or person no one knows about, and said person or place is keeping it that way... Like most people of Idaho who are happy to let outsiders think that they are lame in order to keep outsiders out.. A Canyon of Boise is that mystery man who very well may be a secret service guy.. They fly under the radar.
God, I couldn't read that dude lurking around at the rally.. Yeah.. I think he might be Canyon iof Boise....
Oh yeah... He acts like he's just a regular guy but he's got special agent all over him, he's totally canyon of boise
by Sissityray October 21, 2015
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Willow canyon

Mane fuck dis weak ass wonky ass school. Got over weight workers drivin golf carts talmbout go to sweep, mane suck my dick stupid bitch. Yeah fuck you ms lamazzo
Aye you hear that fat pussy bitch lamazzo still work at willow canyon
by Grape koolaid March 22, 2020
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