blurple

Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.

That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!

by D January 17, 2004

Burpeed

When you perform the Burpee exercises. Squat, push-up, squat, jump - repeat. Commonly used amongst those attempting to complete a 100 Day Burpee Challenge.

100 Day Burpee Challenger #1: Did you do your Burpees yesterday?

100 Day Burpee Challenger #2: Yeah, I Burpeed on the train on the way home from the bar last night.

by KatieMac2 January 4, 2009

Ball-burgler

A word used to describe a person who "burgles" a man's balls of their semen, through clever persuasion.

"Burnard not again, we've already been at it twice this morning you ball-burgler"

by Willybum291 February 24, 2020

Burgle

To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.

Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!

by ac262 February 12, 2013

Alaskan Burpie

When a man drinks several 2-Liter bottles of soda, usually Fanta or Root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole. This result should produce the inflation of her anus, giving her a huge fart.

Brett: Hey dude can I borrow some money for soda?
Lee: I bet your going to try that Alaskan Burpie

by RafePL0x? April 11, 2011

burplesnurfer

A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the user feels fits the description.

I can't work with this guy. He's a total burplesnurfer.

by Item Nine July 12, 2011

turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 14, 2003