Shadow Bumper

Terminology used to typically describe a caucasian male who has the innate ability to move in on the female lovers of black men and successfully steal them away. Such a man is often blessed with a particularly charismatic swagger, uncompromising tenacity, advanced sexual skill and perhaps most importantly a penis so epic in proportion that it often easily out-impresses any Afrocentric competiton.

Person 1: "Check it out, it only took cracka a week to turn that ho out."

Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"

by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

bumper nuts

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls

Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.

by bumperman March 21, 2005

bumper check

it refers to a lowrider that can hop so high that the bumper hits the pavement.

"who said my ride couldn't bumper check?"

by x November 6, 2004

fuzz bumpers

lesbians. Stemming from the "bumping" of the fuzzy, pubic area of two women.

Going to the gay pride parade we'll definitely see some fuzz bumpers.

by I don't know June 29, 2002

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

Boogie Bumper

The coolest shadow on the internet humorously ridiculing politicians and fake news.

I can't wait to laugh with Boogie Bumper tonight on The Daily Boogie on YouTube and Periscope!

by Crazy as a coconut June 11, 2019